Old Spice has recently released a series of Manmercials, nonsensically funny 30-second ads for its new body wash, with the following messages:

“We’re not saying this body wash will make your man smell into a romantic millionaire jet fighter pilot, but we are insinuating it.”

“Don’t smell like sunsets and baby powder. Smell like jet fighters and punching.”

“What’s better than seeing a hot girl on a beach? Nothing. Nothing is better. Maybe nachos. A hot girl lying on nachos. But that’s impossible. “

Now that’s advertisign! And by the way, I’m on a horse.