Hey Rob, remember that weekend when you used my computer to play Counter Strike when I was home visiting my parents? Remember how when I came back to find my computer was mysteriously a brick and you swore you didn’t know why? Well I know it was you that put that cs.exe line into my autoexe.bat file. You’re not as clever as you seem to think you are. Remember how later on that year all the MP3s you downloaded were mysteriously deleted off of your hard drive every time you turned your computer on? Also remember how no matter what you did you couldn’t get your web browser to navigate to anything that wasn’t a gay porn site until you completely reformatted? Yeah, unlike you I’m not a homophobe, and our gay hallmate was more than happy to give me a list of all the good sites to torment you with. So no. It didn’t prove how gay the virus programmer was (hint: there was no virus you ‘tard. I had your autoexec.bat file run a script that replace a number of files in your computer every time you restarted that limited your external ip access to a limited list of sites). Thanks for leaving your un-passworded computer turned on when you went to class with a pissed-off computer science student alone in the room. My only regret is that after I convinced your girlfriend that you were secretly gay, I wasn’t able to bang her. More than twice.
J.Y., Washington State University

Source: http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1800003