Your guy is such a jokester! And something like this would be “hilarious” while encouraging a little spice in the bedroom, right? Win/win! Except that candy and sex should never mix. What’s the one thing your parents always warned you about before you left the house as a child? Men with candy in their crotches. And they weren’t necessarily worried about cavities, either. You’ve got obvious pube-tangling risks, combined with the fact that if he puts this on, it’s going to be mashed up against your face in milliseconds. All you’ll hear as you black out from oxygen deprivation will be soft pleas to, “Just eat it. Eat the candy like a good girl.”

And that’s assuming he puts it on. Men, you’ve been subjected to the horrors of edible panties for years. Don’t feed the cycle. This is a useless gag present that won’t even see the light of day. Worse, you run the risk of the embarrassing encounter when you walk in on him one day idly munching on the crotch of his own underwear.

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Your guy is such a jokester! And something like this would be “hilarious” while encouraging a little spice in the bedroom, right? Win/win! Except that candy and sex should never mix. What’s the one thing your parents always warned you about before you left the house as a child? Men with candy in their crotches. [...]